1997 Archive: The Mars Attacks! Vibe

After that movie, I can’t look at a Chihuahua without wondering if it’s an intergalactic spy.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

@Sixth_Sense_Cole10/07/2004 20:52I see funny people... everywhere!

@Reservoir_Joe04/21/2004 12:25Professional humor for professional people.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/12/2008 22:01Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Hansel_So_Hot01/20/2006 00:09That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy10/05/2000 20:35You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@One_Does_Not_S10/05/2012 09:16One does not simply read one joke.

@Salt_Bae_Original07/02/2014 09:48Sprinkling some humor on this archive.