2004 Vintage: Howard Dean (The Scream)
Why did one shout end a career? Because in 2004, we learned that you can have a great platform, but if you yell “BYAH!” at… Read More »2004 Vintage: Howard Dean (The Scream)
2003 Classic: The “Bad Boys II” Length
Why was it mocked? Because 147 minutes of Michael Bay explosions is enough to cause a permanent ringing in the ears. Part of the 38… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Bad Boys II” Length
2002 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Hayden Christensen? For playing a future Sith Lord with the emotional range of a damp paper towel. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2002 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
2002 Vintage: The Jacket
I’m a torso. I’m just “zipping” it. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Bali Bombings
Why was October 2002 a wake-up call? Because it proved that the war on terror wasn’t just about New York or Kabul—it was about everywhere… Read More »2002 Classic: The Bali Bombings
2001 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Finding a stained plastic bowl in the back of the fellowship kitchen cabinet that still smells permanently of onion dip from a potluck held during… Read More »2001 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
2001 Vintage: The 13 Ghosts Vibe
Why was it mentioned? Because the remake of Castle’s classic had more glass walls than actual sense in the script. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2001 Vintage: The 13 Ghosts Vibe
1999 Archive: The Euro (Accounting Phase)
Why was the travel-obsessed aunt so excited? Because she was already hoarding coins that wouldn’t be legal tender for another two years. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Euro (Accounting Phase)
1999 Vintage: The Alt-Tab Pro
Why did the worker’s fingers move so fast? He was switching from “MineSweeper” to “Project Plan” in 0.2 seconds. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Alt-Tab Pro
1999 Archive: The Rivaldo Ballon d’Or
Why was Barcelona so flashy? Because Rivaldo was scoring overhead kicks from outside the box just because he was bored with regular goals. Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Rivaldo Ballon d’Or