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2006 Archive: The Modem

 I’m “connecting” at the speed of light (almost).

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan05/01/2010 02:34Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Charmed_Ones03/09/2012 00:44The power of three... laughs!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli03/02/2003 12:06That still only counts as one laugh!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/25/2012 22:10The future is laughing at us.
@Goosebumps_Kid06/30/2005 16:30Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Zoolander_Mug04/14/1998 17:55I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Blink_Tag_User07/15/2014 23:02<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Tagged_Network01/28/2000 13:56You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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