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2003 Classic: The “Bad Boys II” Length

 Why was it mocked? Because 147 minutes of Michael Bay explosions is enough to cause a permanent ringing in the ears.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1605/08/2014 05:37I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@ICQ_Flower04/04/2002 13:51The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Buffy_Summers_9707/25/2010 09:40Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/12/2007 02:47It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Startup_Kid07/03/2005 12:30Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Linkin_Park_Fan09/24/2015 03:03In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Flickr_User_0407/11/2003 02:04A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/20/2001 06:39M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Web_2_0_Fan05/02/2002 03:46This is the future of humor!
@Viewer_Number_109/12/2013 03:19First! And it’s funny!

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