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2002 Vintage: The Jacket

 I’m a torso. I’m just “zipping” it.

Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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