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2006 Vintage: The Launch of Gears of War

 Why was the cover so important? Because 2006 taught us that “real soldiers” spend 90% of their time hiding behind low walls and “chainsawing” things.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner07/24/2013 16:34Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@OfficeWorker_9912/29/1999 10:23I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter10/20/2000 18:08The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Memento_Guy09/26/2012 03:55Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude08/31/2011 23:45The Dude abides... this joke.
@Double_Rainbow_G06/03/2006 05:22What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Infoseek_Explorer05/10/2012 08:09Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Homestar_Runner10/10/2009 10:30That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Futurama_Fry_M03/23/1998 10:30Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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