2004 Legacy: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my high score. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Beige Tower Polishing
Applying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax to the plastic side panels of a massive desktop computer tower to ensure it matches the oak… Read More »2003 Archive: The Beige Tower Polishing
2002 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets) Fan
One, but the bulb is possessed by a diary. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Final 2002 Vibe
Why was everyone so content? Because we had Spider-Man, high-speed internet (finally!), and we were still two years away from “Facebook” taking over our lives.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Final 2002 Vibe
2000 Archive: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He realized “The New Economy” just meant working 100 hours for free pizza. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Internship
1999 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why did the soldiers beat the poets? Because “Bullets Whizzing” is much more technically impressive than “Paper Crumpling.” Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
1999 Legacy: The Colon
I’m a doctor. I’m just looking inside. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Disk
Why did the blonde use her floppy disk as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her drink. Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Disk
1998 Vintage: The Napkin Doodle
A guy draws a website on a napkin. The bartender says, “That’ll never work. Who wants to buy pet food online?” Part of the 76… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Napkin Doodle
1998 Vintage: The Remote Control Tape Shield
Wrapping heavy gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from shifting the TV input to a blank, blue screen.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Remote Control Tape Shield