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2015 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary

Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit for a regular grocery store coupon insert.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch Alerts, Wireless Projectors & Selfie Stick Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King10/03/2007 11:33I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Linux_Kernel_0.107/20/2007 12:37Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Dreamcast_Gamer05/01/2014 06:42Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Flash_Player_Fan09/27/2004 02:02Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Pi_Mathematics05/06/2008 02:52Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude09/01/1997 15:04The Dude abides... this joke.
@Lock_Stock_Two09/10/2009 13:07It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

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