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2021 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto a slowly rotating ceiling fan.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
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2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2024 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
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2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
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2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter08/01/2006 19:314-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@SimCity_Mayor10/06/2000 13:01Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan09/09/1995 07:35Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Dodgeball_Pat05/01/2007 16:49If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Scumbag_Steve_X06/20/2000 05:50Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Maplestory_Kid03/10/2005 06:38@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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