1998 Vintage: The Remote Control Tape Shield

Wrapping heavy gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from shifting the TV input to a blank, blue screen.

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@GameBoy_Color11/30/2004 20:16Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/28/2010 09:49They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Bam_Margera_Fan12/10/2000 18:53Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Ninja_Turtle_R02/16/1999 04:18Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Liger_Owner_X08/19/2001 10:16It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Salad_Fingers_F12/08/1995 08:48I like it when the jokes are... rusty.