2004 Legacy: The Lion

I’m “pride-ful” of my high score.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson08/03/2013 14:18WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@DVD_Collector04/04/2000 11:40Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Spice_Girl_Posh03/14/2002 10:26Simply posh humor. I love it.

@SoulSeek_Fan10/27/2007 18:47Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Breakfast_Club_B06/29/1996 07:05Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Grinds_My_Gears06/07/2015 03:28You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Flickr_User_0408/15/2004 02:24A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan05/29/2015 00:31Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.