2013 Legacy: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the smartphone age. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Bruno Mars (Locked Out Of Heaven) Fan
“You make me feel like I’ve been locked out of… the light.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive.… Read More »2012 Classic: The Bruno Mars (Locked Out Of Heaven) Fan
2012 Classic: The Firewall
Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Firewall
2012 Archive: The Vine App Pre-Hype
The tech-obsessed kids sitting in the back of the library talking about a new platform that would limit videos to six seconds, insisting it was… Read More »2012 Archive: The Vine App Pre-Hype
2011 Classic: The South Sudan Independence
Why did the world get a 193rd country? To prove that if you fight long enough and have enough UN meetings, you can eventually get… Read More »2011 Classic: The South Sudan Independence
2011 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2011 Vintage: The Twitter “Trending Topic”
Why did the boss tweet about “Synergy”? He wanted to see if he could make a buzzword trend in the breakroom. Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Twitter “Trending Topic”
2011 Vintage: The “Toy Story 3” Tears
Why was it nominated for Best Picture? To remind every adult in the audience that they still haven’t gotten over the scene where the toys… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Toy Story 3” Tears
2010 Legacy: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of 2010. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: Willow Smith (Whip My Hair)
Why was everyone’s neck sore? Because a 9-year-old told us to whip our hair back and forth, and we actually listened. Part of the 33… Read More »2010 Vintage: Willow Smith (Whip My Hair)