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2011 Classic: The South Sudan Independence

Why did the world get a 193rd country? To prove that if you fight long enough and have enough UN meetings, you can eventually get your own Olympic team and a very contested border.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer05/20/2011 04:33Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Forrest_Gump_Running10/20/2013 12:42Laughing is as laughing does.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/02/1995 13:13I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Brazil_Terry_G05/23/1997 18:09Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Cow_And_Chicken02/27/2013 22:57Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@He_Man_Power07/12/2003 00:18I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Fire_Background02/04/2009 04:43This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler07/06/2012 21:45May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Challenge_Acc05/01/2010 15:28Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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