2023 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a mushroom apocalypse. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The Final 2022 Thought
“I’m ‘Wordle-ing’ my way out of this year.” “G-O-O-D-B-Y-E.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Final 2022 Thought
2022 Vintage: The Wednesday Addams Fan
She doesn’t change the bulb. She prefers the darkness, but she will do a stiff, rhythmic dance next to the ladder. Part of the 51… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wednesday Addams Fan
2021 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the chapel losing track of the priest during the recessional and spending ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2020 Vintage: The Orange
I’m “glad” I have a hobby (even if it’s napping). Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Orange
2020 Legacy: The Borat (Subsequent Moviefilm) Fan
“Very nice! This bulb is a glorious success!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great Indoors archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Borat (Subsequent Moviefilm) Fan
2017 Vintage: The 2017 Legacy
What’s the most 2017 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Meme’ can be used as a character… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 Legacy
2016 Classic: The File
I’m “storing” my memories in the cloud. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Rise of “Fake News”
Why did 2016 change journalism? Because we realized that a guy in Macedonia making up stories about the Pope endorsing candidates had more “Engagement” than… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Rise of “Fake News”
2016 Legacy: The 2016 Ending
“Next year has to be better, right?” The bartender just polishes a glass in silence. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Legacy: The 2016 Ending