2009 Legacy: The Dark
I’m “dim.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The America’s Next Top Model
One, but they have to walk the ladder like a runway. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive.… Read More »2008 Archive: The America’s Next Top Model
2008 Classic: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “pave-ment” issues. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Classic: The Scared Road
2007 Vintage: The Trauma
“My childhood was a 1.0 version.” “We’ll try to patch it in 2.0.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Trauma
2006 Vintage: The Side-Swept Sight Deficit
Why was the geometry lecture so difficult? Because eighty percent of the teenage boys had their hair flat-ironed and swept so low over their faces… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Side-Swept Sight Deficit
2006 Legacy: The Borat Sister
“This is my sister. She is number two prostitute in all of country.” “Sir, this is a family reunion. Please leave.” Part of the 50 Adult… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Borat Sister
2006 Archive: The Heroes
A guy says, “Save the cheerleader, save the world!” The bartender says, “Save your money, buy a round.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Heroes
2004 Archive: The USB Cup Warmer
Why was the computer smoking? Because “USB 2.0” wasn’t designed to boil tea. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004 “RAZR & Gmail Invitations”… Read More »2004 Archive: The USB Cup Warmer
2004 Archive: Million Dollar Baby
Why was the dinner a knockout? Because after the movie, everyone was afraid to sit on a stool, but they were ready to fight for… Read More »2004 Archive: Million Dollar Baby
2004 Legacy: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my high score. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified