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2009 Legacy: The Dark

 I’m “dim.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus12/02/2002 01:11What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@SoundBlaster_1606/30/1997 06:41I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/02/2010 02:16I see funny people... everywhere!
@Dark_Knight_Joker06/25/1997 06:13Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/05/2010 01:29Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Goonies_Never_D06/05/2009 02:38Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@White_Goodman_G09/19/2015 20:28We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Brick_Tamland_L01/17/2000 14:15I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Protoss_Pylon02/27/1998 23:23You must construct additional laughs!
@Browser_War_V09/25/2007 00:21Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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