2019 Classic: The Glass Movie
I told her I’m unbreakable. She dropped a plate on my foot. I cried. “Fragmented,” she noted. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The Glass Movie
2018 Legacy: The Metal
I’m “iron-clad.” Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Uncle Drew
“I’m an old man who can still ball!” “You’re a middle-aged man who can’t even touch his toes. Sit down, Pepsi.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Uncle Drew
2017 Archive: The Pinterest Board
Why did the lawyer have a “Loophole Inspiration” board? To find new ways to escape the consequences of his own contracts. Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Archive: The Pinterest Board
2016 Legacy: The Suicide Squad “Damaged”
Why was the Joker so edgy? Because Jared Leto decided that “acting” meant sending used condoms to his co-stars and having “Damaged” tattooed on his… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Suicide Squad “Damaged”
2015 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.” Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Brave Sandwich
2014 Legacy: The Nightcrawler Creepiness
Jake Gyllenhaal hasn’t blinked once in this entire movie. I’m sleeping with the lights on and my camera covered. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Nightcrawler Creepiness
2013 Vintage: The Launch of the “Smartwatch” (Pebble)
Why was my wrist vibrating? Because the first real smartwatch hit the scene, telling us we had a text message so we didn’t have to… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Launch of the “Smartwatch” (Pebble)
2012 Archive: The Exit
“See you in 2013… hopefully!” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Furniture