Jake Gyllenhaal hasn’t blinked once in this entire movie. I’m sleeping with the lights on and my camera covered.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!