I’m “iron-clad.”
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
What is this? A joke for ants?
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Go, go, go! More jokes!