2024 Vintage: The Sitcom
She says Succession was too short. “I could have watched ten more seasons of people being mean to each other—it felt like home.” Part of the 62… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Sitcom
2023 Vintage: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Bank Vault
2022 Classic: Wordle Obsession
Why was breakfast so quiet? Because the whole family was trying to guess today’s Wordle, and Dad was mad because “XMAS” only has four letters… Read More »2022 Classic: Wordle Obsession
2021 Archive: The 2021 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “Reunion”? Because it was the year we all went back to the movies together to see the old faces, the new heroes, and… Read More »2021 Archive: The 2021 Final Industry Vibe
2021 Legacy: The PCR Test Price
Why was the traveler broke? Because he spent $200 for a doctor to stick a Q-tip in his nose just so he could spend $200… Read More »2021 Legacy: The PCR Test Price
2021 Archive: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social skills for a real party. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The Load
2020 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Rudy Giuliani? For proving that if you’re in a room with Borat’s daughter, you’re definitely going to end up with a gold trophy you… Read More »2020 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
2020 Legacy: The 2020 iPhone 12
It doesn’t come with a charger. Apple says it’s for the environment. I say it’s so I have to spend another $20. Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The 2020 iPhone 12
2020 Legacy: The Emily in Paris
“I’m living a chic life in France!” “You’re wearing a beret in a Starbucks and everyone is making fun of you. It’s very realistic.” Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Emily in Paris
2020 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for three boxes of nitrile gloves as a down payment. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue”… Read More »2020 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2