1999 Vintage: The Austin Powers
I told her I’m a “Man of Mystery.” She said the only mystery is how I manage to lose my keys every single morning. Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Austin Powers
1999 Archive: The Whoopi Queen Entrance
Why did Whoopi Goldberg dress as the “Virgin Queen”? To show that if Gwyneth Paltrow and Judi Dench were going to fight over the crown,… Read More »1999 Archive: The Whoopi Queen Entrance
1997 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Michael Kidd
Why? Because in 1997, the Academy realized they hadn’t thanked a choreographer in a while and things were getting a bit too static. Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Michael Kidd
1996 Archive: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check its “web-site.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Scared Spider
1996 Vintage: The Green Bay Packers
Why was Brett Favre always grinning? Because he was throwing the ball so hard he broke his receivers’ fingers, and he was loving every second… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Green Bay Packers
1995 Archive: The Lie Detector
A guy buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. Son: “I was at the library.” SLAP! “Okay, I was watching a movie.” Dad: “At your… Read More »1995 Archive: The Lie Detector