Why were the ladies paying their own bills? Because Destiny’s Child told them to throw their hands up if they bought their own grill.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Shut up and take my laughter!
Posting this to my own wall right now!