2015 Vintage: The Kingsman Church Scene
Why Colin Firth? For proving that a British gentleman can take out an entire congregation to the tune of “Free Bird” and still look dapper.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Kingsman Church Scene
2015 Vintage: Pitch Perfect 2
Why were the “Bella” witches singing even louder? Because they were “aca-back” and trying to win the world championships. Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes:… Read More »2015 Vintage: Pitch Perfect 2
2014 Vintage: The Fault in Our Stars Tears
“Okay? Okay.” No, it’s not okay. I’m a puddle of 2014 emotions. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did Mr. Hublot win? To prove that even steampunk robots can have a heart (and a pet). Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2014 Classic: The Interstellar Mind-Bender
The physics teacher trying to explain gravity while the back row kept arguing about whether you could actually send messages to the past through a… Read More »2014 Classic: The Interstellar Mind-Bender
2014 Vintage: The “Blank Space” Taylor
She’s got a blank space, and she’ll write my name. I’m flattered, but also a little terrified of her golf club skills. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Blank Space” Taylor
2013 Vintage: The “Best Song Ever” One Direction
They know it’s the best song ever. They’re very confident for five guys with great hair. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Best Song Ever” One Direction
2013 Vintage: The Ender’s Game
I told her I’m a tactical genius. She said, “Then tactically find a way to make dinner without burning the house down.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Ender’s Game
2012 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2012 Classic: The Orange (End)
2012 Vintage: The Zumwalt-class (DDG-1000) Progress
Why does the new destroyer look like a 19th-century ironclad? Because the Navy spent $22 billion to make a ship that is invisible to radar… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Zumwalt-class (DDG-1000) Progress