2008 Archive: The Kung Fu Panda “Skidush”
Jack Black as a panda is my spirit animal, mostly because our physical conditioning is exactly the same. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Kung Fu Panda “Skidush”
2008 Vintage: The Bernie Madoff Scandal
Why was he the villain of the year? Because he proved that the only thing more fake than a campaign promise was a 2008 investment… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bernie Madoff Scandal
2005 Vintage: The Revenge of the Sith
Anakin is a great baker. He’s always “burning” the crust. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Revenge of the Sith
2005 Archive: The Millennium Bridge
Why were sports connecting the world? Because in 2005, we realized that from Istanbul to Chicago, the underdog always has a chance. Part of the… Read More »2005 Archive: The Millennium Bridge
2003 Vintage: The AOL Buddy List Fellowship
The youth group leaders sitting in front of their bulky monitors on a Friday night, checking their AIM buddy lists to see which teenagers are… Read More »2003 Vintage: The AOL Buddy List Fellowship
2002 Archive: The “Sk8er Boi” Style
Why were the kids wearing wristbands in July? Because Avril Lavigne convinced them that “looking like a skater” was more important than avoiding tan lines.… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Sk8er Boi” Style
2001 Archive: The Ryder Cup Postponement
Why was the golf world sad? Because the events of 9/11 meant the competition had to wait, reminding us that some things are bigger than… Read More »2001 Archive: The Ryder Cup Postponement
2001 Vintage: The Windows XP Shutdown
Why did it take so long? Because the computer had to “Apply 45 Updates” before it would let you go home. Part of the 79… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Windows XP Shutdown
2001 Classic: The Legally Blonde
“My girlfriend wants to be like Legally Blonde.” “Law school?” “No, she bought a pink laptop and thinks speeding tickets are just suggestions.” Part of the 51 Adult… Read More »2001 Classic: The Legally Blonde
2001 Classic: The 24 (TV Show)
Why was the dinner timed so strictly? Because Dad was obsessed with Jack Bauer and insisted that every course be served in “real-time” with a… Read More »2001 Classic: The 24 (TV Show)