The youth group leaders sitting in front of their bulky monitors on a Friday night, checking their AIM buddy lists to see which teenagers are online to start a digital prayer chain.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
But you have heard of this joke!
Letting this joke through the port.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
High five for this joke!