2001 Vintage: The Windows XP Shutdown

Why did it take so long? Because the computer had to “Apply 45 Updates” before it would let you go home.

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@Java_Script_Kid11/29/2001 09:50Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Myspace_First_Friend11/04/2005 13:39I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Dark_Knight_Joker04/28/2011 06:09Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Sion_Partier06/06/2002 08:11The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Charlie_Bit_Me05/04/1999 10:45Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Ancient_Aliens_G08/17/2001 00:42I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/07/2001 18:51I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!