Why were the kids wearing wristbands in July? Because Avril Lavigne convinced them that “looking like a skater” was more important than avoiding tan lines.
Part of the 31 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slingers & Idols” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!