2001 Classic: The Legally Blonde
“My girlfriend wants to be like Legally Blonde.” “Law school?” “No, she bought a pink laptop and thinks speeding tickets are just suggestions.” Part of the 51 Adult… Read More »2001 Classic: The Legally Blonde
2000 Vintage: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new millennium. Part of the 50… Read More »2000 Vintage: The RAM
2000 Classic: The Big Brother
She’s obsessed with the show. I told her we already have a house where people are being watched and judged—it’s called “Thanksgiving at your mother’s.”… Read More »2000 Classic: The Big Brother
2000 Classic: The Weakest Link
A woman tells her husband, “You are the weakest link. Goodbye!” He says, “Does this mean I don’t have to do the dishes?” Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The Weakest Link
1999 Legacy: The Silence
I’m a mime. I’ve said too much. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Dial-Up Bulletin Delay
The parish secretary failing to print the weekly announcements on time because the church computer froze mid-download while fetching a clip-art image of a dove.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Dial-Up Bulletin Delay
1998 Legacy: The Dustin Hoffman Tribute
Why did he get the Irving G. Thalberg Award? Because after 30 years of being “The Graduate,” he finally graduated to “Legend.” Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Dustin Hoffman Tribute
1997 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why did Stan Freberg win? Because the Grammys like their comedy like they like their wine: aged and slightly dusty. Part of the 34 Grammy… Read More »1997 Archive: Best Comedy Album
1997 Legacy: The Final Fantasy VII Fever
I’ve spent 40 hours trying to save the world with a guy who has a sword larger than his body and hair that defies gravity.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Final Fantasy VII Fever
1995 Vintage: The Prince “The Gold Experience”
Why the symbol? For the year Prince was still “The Artist Formerly Known As,” proving that a name is just a name, but a gold… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Prince “The Gold Experience”