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1999 Legacy: The Silence

 I’m a mime. I’ve said too much.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User03/23/2011 22:26Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Burning_CDs06/24/2000 19:21I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Matrix_Rebel02/24/2008 10:35I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/03/2009 01:40He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Cipher_Steak12/05/2008 07:34Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Salad_Fingers_F12/07/2003 15:28I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@LonelyGirl15_F07/26/1995 11:40Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@No_Way_Jose11/09/2014 12:31No way! That’s too much!

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