“My girlfriend wants to be like Legally Blonde.” “Law school?” “No, she bought a pink laptop and thinks speeding tickets are just suggestions.”
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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