2024 Legacy: The “Turkish Shooter” at the Olympics
Why was he so casual? Because Yusuf Dikeç won a silver medal with one hand in his pocket and zero fancy gear, becoming the official… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Turkish Shooter” at the Olympics
2024 Classic: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
Watching the boys waddle down the linoleum hallway because their chunky skate shoes had tongues thicker than an entire encyclopedia volume. Part of the 35… Read More »2024 Classic: The Skater Shoe Bulk Crisis
2024 Vintage: The Paris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spare-us) the wait, we want to see the gold medals! Part of the… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Paris
2023 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel Parachute Entrance
Why did he drop from the ceiling? To parody Top Gun: Maverick and show that he’s the only person in Hollywood who can do his… Read More »2023 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel Parachute Entrance
2023 Vintage: The “Wait, is the economy okay?” Moment
Why did the employee look worried? Because his “NFT Portfolio” was worth $0.05 and the coffee machine now costs $2 to use. Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Wait, is the economy okay?” Moment
2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the underdog swept the board, the legends came home, and the 2023 Oscars proved… Read More »2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Oscars Vibe
2023 Legacy: The UFO Hearings
“The government admitted aliens are real!” “Great. Do they have a better healthcare system? Because if not, I don’t care.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2023 Legacy: The UFO Hearings
2023 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why the Pooh slasher? For “ripping off” our childhood memories and replacing them with a cheap mask and a lot of red corn syrup. Part… Read More »2023 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2023 Vintage: The “On My Mama” Victoria Monét
She’s shinin’, she’s lookin’ good. 2023 is a very “confident” year for R&B. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “On My Mama” Victoria Monét
2023 Legacy: The Deepfake Mystery
Why did the blonde argue with a video of herself on her phone? She heard about “Deepfakes” and thought her reflection was trying to steal… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Deepfake Mystery