Why the Pooh slasher? For “ripping off” our childhood memories and replacing them with a cheap mask and a lot of red corn syrup.
Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
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38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2021 “Diana Musical, Space Jam & Gucci Accents” Edition
In 2021, the 42nd Razzie Awards feasted on a year where Broadway ...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
In 2015, the 36th Razzie Awards were dominated by a "sexy" movie ...read more »
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Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »
2023 Legacy: Jon Voight’s Lucky Charms
Why did he win Worst Actor for Mercy? For an Irish accent so "le...read more »
2023 Classic: The Exorcist
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