2021 Legacy: The Last Duel Perspective
Why the haircuts? For a movie that told the same story three times, mostly so we could see Ben Affleck’s blonde goatee from different angles.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Last Duel Perspective
2021 Classic: The Black Widow Lawsuit
Why the kitchen fight? For a movie that was released a year late and resulted in Scarlett Johansson suing a mouse over her paycheck. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Black Widow Lawsuit
2021 Classic: The Red Flag
I told my mother-in-law about the “Red Flag” trend on Twitter. She said, “I don’t need emojis—my entire existence is a red flag for your… Read More »2021 Classic: The Red Flag
2020 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 9)
Why did the intern give $10? Because Wikipedia was the only thing that didn’t change in 2020. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 9)
2019 Vintage: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “pave-ment” issues. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Scared Road
2019 Vintage: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Tenshin Nasukawa
Why was Floyd laughing? Because he got paid $9 million to knock out a kickboxer in two minutes while wearing pajamas. Part of the 47… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Tenshin Nasukawa
2018 Vintage: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Bit
2017 Archive: The “Stryker” Dragoon Deployment
Why Germany? To prove that 30mm of “American Persuasion” is the best way to say “Hello” to the neighbors. Part of the 34 Military Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Stryker” Dragoon Deployment
2016 Legacy: The iPhone 6S Siri Prayer Failure
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2016 Legacy: The iPhone 6S Siri Prayer Failure
2016 Vintage: James Corden (Carpool Karaoke)
Why were all the celebrities in a car? Because in 2016, we realized that watching Adele or Adele or Lady Gaga sing their own hits… Read More »2016 Vintage: James Corden (Carpool Karaoke)