Why was Chris Hemsworth so blonde? Because Marvel was still figuring out the “God of Thunder” look, resulting in eyebrows so bleached they were more distracting than his giant hammer.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
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2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
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2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
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2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
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In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
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In 2001, Hollywood realized that people really, really wanted to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl
Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to mak...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
As if! This is too funny.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!