2019 Vintage: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Tenshin Nasukawa

Why was Floyd laughing? Because he got paid $9 million to knock out a kickboxer in two minutes while wearing pajamas.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »

A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »

Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »

Why was the 2025 poster still "TBA"? Because we’ve been waiting f...read more »

A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »

Why was Charles Leclerc smiling? Because he had Lewis as a teamma...read more »

Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »

In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »

Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »

In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »

Why was Lawrence Stroll's car so fast? Because he bought the smar...read more »

Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »

In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/14/2009 15:27One joke to rule them all!

@StoneCold_31612/05/2009 16:07And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Shagadelic_9710/05/2014 13:12This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Rick_Roller_0702/12/2009 01:46Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@PopUp_Blocker_X03/19/1995 21:44I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Hacktivist_Fan08/15/2012 17:29Hacking into the comedy mainframe.