She’s got a blank space, and she’ll write my name. I’m flattered, but also a little terrified of her golf club skills.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!