Why does the new destroyer look like a 19th-century ironclad? Because the Navy spent $22 billion to make a ship that is invisible to radar but looks like a “Super-Villain’s Summer Home” to anyone with eyes.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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