2003 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your CD burner! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Anita
2003 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “But you’re shaking!” “I’m just vibrating with excellence.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts”… Read More »2003 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
2002 Vintage: The Nickelback
The jukebox starts playing “How You Remind Me.” A guy starts crying into his beer. The bartender says, “It’s okay, pal. It reminds everyone of… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Nickelback
2001 Vintage: The Xbox
A guy tries to bring his Xbox to the bar. The bartender says, “Unless Master Chief is buying a round, put it away.” Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Xbox
2000 Archive: The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the New Year’s party? To have a “spirit-ed” conversation. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium… Read More »2000 Archive: The Ghost
1998 Legacy: The Mark O’Meara Year
Why was Tiger’s friend winning? Because O’Meara won the Masters and the British Open, reminding everyone that the “old guys” still had some bite left.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Mark O’Meara Year
1997 Classic: The Blink-182 “Dude Ranch” Sprint
Why the speed? For the birth of the pop-punk explosion that was about to turn the upcoming year into one giant skate park. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Blink-182 “Dude Ranch” Sprint
1997 Classic: The Librarian
“Quiet! I’m trying to find the manual for ‘Advanced Socketry’.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Heating Pad Scent
Plugging in a vinyl-covered heating element that fills the living room with the distinct aroma of scorched flannel and old dust. Part of the 39… Read More »1996 Archive: The Heating Pad Scent
1996 Archive: The Stealth Campaign Ads
Why was the Clinton media blitz so effective? Because they attacked Dole in ads so fast, Bob hadn’t even finished his sentence about being a… Read More »1996 Archive: The Stealth Campaign Ads