2007 Classic: The Load
I’m “buffering” my excitement for the next model. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Helen Mirren “Queen” Sweep
Why was her win a lock? Because she played the Queen so well that even the real Queen Elizabeth probably checked her own ID to… Read More »2007 Archive: The Helen Mirren “Queen” Sweep
2006 Legacy: The MP3
I’m “syncing” my life to a new beat. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Tiger Woods “Major” Total
Why was the number 10 significant? Because Tiger hit double digits in Majors, and we all thought Jack Nicklaus’s record was going to be broken… Read More »2005 Classic: The Tiger Woods “Major” Total
2005 Archive: The Madagascar Dance
Why “I Like to Move It”? Because DreamWorks realized that if you have a zebra voiced by Chris Rock, you don’t need a plot—you just… Read More »2005 Archive: The Madagascar Dance
2005 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “a liar.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Euro Expansion
Why was the traveler confused in Poland? Because they just joined the EU, but he still couldn’t pay for a pierogi with a Euro coin.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Euro Expansion
2004 Legacy: The Amazing Race Dominance
Why did they win Reality Program again? Because running through India with a backpack is harder than eating bugs on a beach. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Amazing Race Dominance
2004 Legacy: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Pumpkin Spice Bulb, please.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your CD burner! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Anita