2019 Classic: The Dark Fate Arnie
“I won’t be back.” 2019 is the year of “Closing the Chapters.” Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Laurie Metcalf lose? Because Allison Janney’s “Icy Mother” was the official mood of the 2018 awards. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2017 Archive: The Tesla Model 3 “Waiting List”
Why was the manager checking his email every 5 minutes? He was #452,000 on the list and he’s been waiting for his “affordable” electric dream… Read More »2017 Archive: The Tesla Model 3 “Waiting List”
2017 Classic: The Logan
An old guy with claws (well, long fingernails) orders a whiskey. “It’s been a long run, kid.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The Logan
2017 Classic: Lady Bird
Why was the teenager jumping out of a moving car? Because she wanted to go to a college in New York and her mom just… Read More »2017 Classic: Lady Bird
2016 Vintage: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my Valor status. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The “Hamilton” Cast vs. Mike Pence
Why did the theater become a battlefield? Because in 2016, even a curtain call was a chance for a lecture on civil rights. Part of… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Hamilton” Cast vs. Mike Pence
2015 Classic: The Florence + The Machine “How Big, How Blue…”
Why the short hair? For Florence proving she could be just as powerful and grand without the „machine” behind her. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2015 Classic: The Florence + The Machine “How Big, How Blue…”
2015 Archive: The Bad Blood Standoff
The middle school girls splitting into two separate factions based on which celebrity model appeared in Taylor Swift’s action-movie music video line-up. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Bad Blood Standoff
2013 Classic: The Launch of “Cookie Clicker”
Why were we clicking a giant cookie? Because 2013 was the year of “Idle Games,” where we realized that watching numbers go up is more… Read More »2013 Classic: The Launch of “Cookie Clicker”