Why did the ghost go to the New Year’s party? To have a “spirit-ed” conversation.
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
RT if you think this is funny!
My followers need to see this!