I’m “buffering” my excitement for the next model.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Silently laughing in the snow.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Shut up and take my laughter!