2024 Vintage: The “Aura” Deduction
Why did the intern lose his bonus? Because he “lacked rizz” during the board presentation and suffered a “massive aura loss.” Part of the 84… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Aura” Deduction
2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
Why was the response so quiet? Because in 2024, the world realized that some pop-star comebacks are more “2014” than “future-forward.” Part of the 38… Read More »2024 Classic: Katy Perry (Woman’s World)
2022 Archive: The Windows 11 Update
Why did the lawyer love it? Because the new “Focus Mode” allowed him to ignore his family even more effectively. Part of the 51 Lawyer… Read More »2022 Archive: The Windows 11 Update
2022 Vintage: The Oscar Slap
A guy tells a joke about the bartender’s wife. The bouncer walks up and slaps him. The guy says, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Oscar Slap
2022 Vintage: The “Cuff It” Beyoncé
Renaissance is here. 2022 is the year the dance floor officially reopened for business. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive.… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Cuff It” Beyoncé
2021 Classic: The “Leave The Door Open” Silk Sonic
Why was the 2021 4th so “70s”? Because Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak made “being smooth” a full-time job for every guy in a floral… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Leave The Door Open” Silk Sonic
2021 Vintage: The Cuomo Resignation
Why did the “Lovesick” Governor leave? Because he realized that being a “National Hero” in 2020 doesn’t protect you from a “Harassment Investigation” in 2021.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Cuomo Resignation
2021 Archive: The “Cold Heart” Elton & Dua
Why was the 4th so “Mash-up”? Because Elton John proved he’s the only person who can remix himself and still be the coolest person at… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Cold Heart” Elton & Dua
2020 Classic: The “Dynamite” BTS Explosion
Why was the 4th so “K-Pop”? Because BTS lit up the charts like a firework, proving that disco-pop is a universal language. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Dynamite” BTS Explosion
2019 Vintage: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is this being live-streamed to your ‘Patrons’?” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis”… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Surgeon