Why was the 4th so “Mash-up”? Because Elton John proved he’s the only person who can remix himself and still be the coolest person at the party.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Virtual Ice" Crisis
Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Why was Grandpa looking for a clock? Because Harrison Ford return...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition
In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI-Lawn" Maintenance
Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Tapping my way to a good mood.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.