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2021 Classic: The “Leave The Door Open” Silk Sonic

Why was the 2021 4th so “70s”? Because Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak made “being smooth” a full-time job for every guy in a floral shirt.

Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy
Why were we afraid of the local wildlife? Because 2023 taught us ...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition
In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Grill Master
Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

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2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2023 Archive: The UFO/UAP Hearings
Why was everyone staring at the sky with genuine concern? Because...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper07/22/1996 04:35Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Encarta_Explorer02/04/2012 11:22I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Simpson_Quotes09/28/2002 14:34D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Pirates_Jack_S07/23/2015 14:22But you have heard of this joke!
@Tina_Eat_Food04/14/2011 18:58Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Charlie_Bit_Me04/04/2007 02:34Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@YouTube_Beta_User03/01/2001 04:00I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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