Why was the 2021 4th so “70s”? Because Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak made “being smooth” a full-time job for every guy in a floral shirt.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy
Why were we afraid of the local wildlife? Because 2023 taught us ...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition
In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Robot Dog" Security
Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Grill Master
Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2023 Archive: The UFO/UAP Hearings
Why was everyone staring at the sky with genuine concern? Because...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
But you have heard of this joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!