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2005 Classic: The Tiger Woods “Major” Total

Why was the number 10 significant? Because Tiger hit double digits in Majors, and we all thought Jack Nicklaus’s record was going to be broken by 2010.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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