Why was the Clinton media blitz so effective? Because they attacked Dole in ads so fast, Bob hadn’t even finished his sentence about being a “man of his word.”
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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It really whips the llama's ass!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Classic. Simply classic.