1997 Archive: The Floor
I’m a dancer. I’m just floored. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Supermarket Scanner Protest
Arguing with the store cashier because the automated laser system didn’t recognize a physically cut-out coupon for a ten-cent discount on prune juice. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Supermarket Scanner Protest
1997 Archive: The Verve Song
Why did the traveler feel epic? He put on his headphones, played Bittersweet Symphony, and walked through the terminal like he owned the airport. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: The Verve Song
1997 Archive: The Cigar Bar
A guy walks into a trendy new cigar bar. He says, “I can’t see the bartender.” A voice through the smoke says, “I can’t see… Read More »1997 Archive: The Cigar Bar
1996 Vintage: The Florist
One, but they’ll arrange the wires into a lovely bouquet. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Psychiatrist 2
“Doctor, I think I’m a bridge.” “What’s come over you?” “Two cars and a truck so far.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Archive: The Psychiatrist 2
1996 Legacy: The Line-Item Veto Power
Why did Clinton fight for the line-item veto? So he could cross out pork-barrel spending as easily as he crossed out calories at McDonald’s. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Line-Item Veto Power
1996 Legacy: The Handyman
“I’ll be there between 8 AM and 1998.” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Specialist
My doctor referred me to a specialist for my toe. The specialist referred me to a sub-specialist for my toenail. I’m waiting for the guy… Read More »1995 Classic: The Specialist
1995 Archive: The Phone Book Magnifier
Why did checking a phone number take ten minutes? Because before digital contact lists, seniors had to use a magnifying glass to navigate the microscopic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Phone Book Magnifier