Why did Clinton fight for the line-item veto? So he could cross out pork-barrel spending as easily as he crossed out calories at McDonald’s.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I am crying... with laughter!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.