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1996 Vintage: The Florist

 One, but they’ll arrange the wires into a lovely bouquet.

Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes04/01/2006 19:23Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Internet_Explorer_303/21/2008 14:48Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@N64_GoldenEye08/24/1999 22:23Better than a headshot in Complex!
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